In their ongoing quest to be as obnoxious as possible, the cats like to sit in the windows, skewing the floor length blinds so that at night, people can peep into our humble abode.
Me: Honey ... fix the blinds.
PD: Hm? What?
Me: Fix the blinds.
PD: Why?
Me: Because the cats messed them up and people can see in!
PD: But I'm doing stuff ...
Me: Just fix them!
PD: Settle down ... why is this such a big deal to you?
Me: BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT WEARING PANTS AND NOW EVERYONE CAN SEE YOUR SHAME!
PD: Oh ... ... ... okay.
He's just so special.
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